What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:50

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
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Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
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No way
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.