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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

How do you cope when your mother doesn't love you?

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

How were cows used in ancient India?

No way

Next, they tried...

Minds and Behinds

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics

What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why are there no fossils for the 'missing link' that connects our ancestors with other species? Is this a misconception or is there another explanation?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Has anyone ever participated in a gang bang and what was it like?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Why does my 5-year-old daughter keep repeating the words 'they will come for us, they will find us and touch us'? I'm quite scared.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Should I have left it alone and kept quiet? I came out as gay to my adult kids last week. Age 61 married 15 years, divorced for 20. I feel so guilty for ruining their lives by living a lie.

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

How did the use of cows change in Indian culture over time? Is the value of cattle still important in modern times?

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How can I watch porn on TikTok?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.